Bob ‘No Bills’ Good is in the news again. After landing the chair of the Freedom Caucus, which no one else wanted after the McCarthy disaster, it looks like Bob is making news by stabbing his man Ron DeSantis in the back and bailing on him.
In the last post, I pointed out how Backstabbin’ Bob stuck Donald Trump after winning his seat with his endorsement and then waiting to endorse Ron DeSantis on the day the Left indicted Trump! Class act!
Bob also took money from Speaker McCarthy and stabbed him in the back. Maybe Bob hoped for 30 pieces of silver, but all he got was the chairmanship of a weak caucus that may have killed the Republican majority in driving McCarthy into early retirement without foreseeing any consequences. Dumbasses rarely have any notion of consequences.
Ron’s Never Back Down bus broke down this past week, and it looks like his campaign is on the side of the road awaiting AAA. Bob, seeing the error of his ways, is floating balloons that he is now a MAGA man again!
Word on the street is that Bob’s hirelings and other RPV vermin have begged Bob to stab Ron in the elevator booties and lamented what a terrible decision sticking Trump was when the 5th District is MAGA. Bob is not too bright. Bob makes terrible decisions. Bob doesn’t represent the 5th District. Bob doesn’t get anything done in DC. Bob has to go. Bob’s circle of influence in the District are all Never Trumpers, and his allies are losing key battles here in Virginia. More on that coming up.
Bob’s big problem now is that MAGA doesn’t accept disloyal backstabbers into the fold. Once a backstabber, always a backstabber.
How many endorsements does Bob bounce
Before ya kick his can?
How many backstabbin’s does he flail
losing to Navy-man?
Yes, and how many flips will the Congressman try
Before his term is over?
The answer, my friend-
His finger’s in the wind.
The answer is knowin’ when to rescind-
…his seat, that is.
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