Bob Good's Crybaby Tour Appeals For Donations Competing Against Republican Ticket 30 Days from Election
Good is beyond a sore loser, he is actively working to undermine the Republican ticket in the most crucial election cycle in our history. OPINION
You can’t make this stuff up. I’ve been an active Republican since Ronald Reagan, and I have never seen anything like the Good cult in the 5th District. I cannot think of a candidate, elected or not, who is more unsuited to public service than Bob Good. Maybe Bob was born three centuries too late; had he been born into a medieval poor gene pool ruling family and the right to ascend some throne or barony, he could have gotten away with being incompetent and treating much of his constituency as tenants. But alas, he’s just got the shallow gene pool (he’s from New Jersey!) and nothing else, bringing us to the outward state of his poor character. Acting out is sufferable in an adolescent; it is intolerable in an elected servant who believes he is an anointed prince who lost his throne.
The Crybaby Tour.
Bob is on the road again, with his “they stole my throne” tour ranting and, according to reports, tearfully so! Boo hoo, I got fired! Good and his cult are promoting a write-in campaign against the primary winner, John McGuire. Several taxpayers in the district, appalled at Good’s wailing and gnashing of teeth, have told me what an embarrassing display these events are. Some of these people voted for Good in the Primary but are now convinced he is wilfully attempting to damage the Republican ticket in November. Bob Good is on his revenge tour and kicking, screaming, and crying like a 3-year-old. Thank God we fired this petulant asshole.
Has anyone seen such a display of political narcissism in Virginia? I can’t remember one. Until now, I would have thought you’d have to import this level of infantilism from up north, but no, we have a whole nest of homegrown narcissists in the 5th District. Some, including Jim Herring, resigned over the RPV loyalty oath they were asked to sign because of their treacherous activities. Funny, Herring had no problem demanding Trump's loyalty in a written letter signed by numerous Never-Trumper Unit Chairs and 5th District numbskull-in-Chief Rick Buchanan, demanding Trump rescind his endorsement of John McGuire and endorse Backstabbin’ Bob! Hypocrites.
So that leads us to weird Dominionists like Rick Boyer, who has concocted his looniest political construct ever! The gaslighting is straight out of the Democrat playbook:
The crazy thing here is Good is the one risking the State for Trump- if Democrats win the State they have already said they will not certify a Trump victory. Good would sell out anyone and everyone.
So what does an actual Republican do when they lose a primary? Normal ones accept the voters' decision and join arms to win in November, and if they want another shot at the job, they wait until the next cycle, but not these people. All the “Jim Jones” Kool-Aid type politicos involved with Good have long-standing reputations for subverting the will of the grassroots, especially the Never Trumpers like the Boyers and the Shores, AKA Bonnie and Clyde Strategies LLC. These people have no conception of the spirit of the Constitution or the Republican Party. They only respect the Party and the freedom to vote for the candidate of one’s choice as far as it serves their agendas, and this current stage of rage at being dethroned (and demonetized) is ample evidence they believe they should rule over us all, even without their long histories.
Good For America?
You may recall Trump’s endorsement of McGuire, in which he stated that Bob Good was “bad for America.” It was so clever that Bob and his paid hacks came up with this repartee! Ooooo!
Good’s crybaby tour has ramped up the revenge by putting on his fundraising penny loafers and kicking at the shins of Republican Ticket 24 days from election day. The intent here is an obvious interference in RPV’s and the Trump Campaign’s work to win against the Democrats. The Good camp’s proxies want the Democrats to win, and they are saying so all over Social Media. I have extensive screenshots to prove it.
Good is only good for himself. He’s all about you sending him money when he hasn’t a chance in hell of ever holding elected office again, thanks to his continual nut-job antics, rather than supporting the ticket through November. This is the same stupid blindness he displayed when he picked a fight with Kevin McCarthy during his election cycle and was dumbfounded that McCarthy, the best fundraiser the Caucus had, came gunning for him! Good couldn’t fathom McCarthy’s desire for revenge, but when it’s his own he can’t fathom having a little class.
Bob Good is a RiNO, and he proves it by continually elevating his ambition over the welfare of the grassroots through the party's success. He was never a conservative—he’s never conserved anything, much less the Conservative agenda in Congress. He was never a Republican, as a true Republican would put the party before his own interests. Good fails on both points.
How did we get here?
We, the grassroots, have these problems because RPV has weak leadership—a toothless cheerleader whose fix was an unenforceable loyalty pledge that inadvertently triggered some of Bob’s looniest supporters into resigning. We have nepotism tainting the Unit Chairmanships (wit Diana Shores). We do not demand psychological and background checks of candidates; we allow lawyers to subjectively interpret the party rules to whatever serves their ends. We allow weak leaders who prefer to sweep problems under the carpet rather than deal with them directly and decisively.
What’s good for RPV
All these problems are obstacles to the party’s success, and given the loss of both chambers in Richmond and a failure to advance any conservative agenda in DC, it’s hard to argue otherwise. We need to clean house after November from top to bottom. Bob’s weird personality cult must be driven from the Party for good, along with all the other weasels in the wood pile.
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