BOB'S BIG SNOW JOB

OCB Predicts massive snow storm with Charlottesville epicenter tonight!

Did you get Bob Good’s email(s)? Is Bob running again, or does he want you to pony up for his bad decisions to pay for recounts he couldn’t afford and couldn’t win?

Bob’s all excited that Trump won after he endorsed Ron DeSantis. ‘Trump was not a conservative,’ and Bob picked the day Alvin Bragg indicted Trump as a symbol of his NEVERTRUMPISM to send you the same message with the same type of lawfare Bob sicced his cronies in the 5th District Committee to take out Buckingham Republican Committee- you must obey me!

It’s a historic and exciting time with the election of President Trump, who is taking executive action to secure our borders, bring accountability to the federal government, and undue some of the harm from 4 years of the Biden Administration.

Now that Trump is doing in days what Good couldn’t do in 4 years, Bob wants to snow you! He thinks you have a short memory. At the rate DOGE is working, by the time the election cycle returns for the 5th, Trump, Musk, and John McGuire will have drained the swamp. Bob reminded us in his farewell speech on CSPAN that “he never promised to get anything done!”

I will be hosting a series of events across the 5th District in the coming weeks, focused on the opportunity given Republicans by the American people and what should be the priorities for Congress.

So why would anyone want to pay off Bob’s absurd attempts to overthrow the 5th’s primary vote with frivolous recounts and or donate big bucks to a poor loser?

Our first event will be held on Tuesday, February 18, at 6 p.m. at First Free Coffee Bar, located at 340 Towncenter Lane, Suite 100, Charlottesville. Food will be provided.

Tickets are $50/individual and $90/couple.

Sponsorships Opportunities
$250 Bronze Sponsor 2 tickets and recognition at the event
$500 Silver Sponsor 4 tickets and recognition at the event
$1000 Gold Sponsor 6 tickets and recognition at the event
$3300 Platinum Sponsor 8 tickets and recognition at the event

All proceeds for these and other events will benefit Good for America, help retire any remaining campaign debt from the 2024 election cycle, and enable me to stay in the fight for the future of our country.

So Bob thinks I should pay $50 bucks for a cup of coffee to send his worthless ass back to Congress so he can spout off talking points, but, as he said, ‘never promise to get anything done!’ I think I’ll stop at Sheetz- I can get a better cup of coffee for $3 and their employees at least get something done while they are on the payroll- unlike Bob.

For more information, including helping to host another event in your area, please contact Diana Shores at Diana@GoodforAmerica.org or call 434.569.5664.

And speaking of losers- the Shores, AKA Bonnie and Clyde, have to be the clumsiest political CONsultants ever! Their win rate is buried in the litter box, and our calculations based on VPAP info show that it was roughly 23% before Good and Adams lost both their bids under the direction of these two knuckleheads.

I look forward to seeing you! For God and Country, Bob

Bob never did anything in his four years for you- “I didn’t promise to get anything done!’ Bob even claims, “MY seat was stolen from me!” LOL. He can’t comprehend that the seat is ours.

Look at Bob’s CONsultant’s shotgun approach to all the boogiemen under your bed to justify sending him money! All these categories are on the run. James Carville said the Democrats are overwhelmed by Trump’s assault on every one of the fronts! Bob didn’t do jack to help! Bob couldn’t even get a single bill passed into law.

We face a decisive moment in our nation’s history. The Radical Left is relentlessly attempting to dismantle our conservative values, threatening the America First agenda that we hold dear.

The CRITICAL FEC DEADLINE OF 2025 is fast approaching, and we must meet our MID-MONTH GOAL to preserve our freedoms.

Oh, were all gonna die!

We need to remain laser focused on stopping unconstitutional mandates, strengthening our borders, and eliminating reckless government spending. Our fight against the 'D.C. Elite' and the 'Uniparty' is crucial to ensuring our sovereignty and security.

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We need every freedom-loving Patriot like you to join us in this fight. Our communities deserve safety, and our educational institutions must be free from radical indoctrination. Hitting this deadline is CRITICAL to the future of our movement — we cannot lose our momentum. >>

Did Bob miss the election?

ENTER CATNAR THE MAGNIFICENT!

Folks, I hold in my hand the envelope of prophecy.

As a child of four can plainly see, this envelope has been hermetically sealed. It’s been kept in a mayonnaise jar on Elon Musk’s porch since noon today. NO ONE knows the contents of this envelope – but you, CATNAR, in your mystical and borderline divine way, will ascertain the answer, having never before heard the question.

What is the nature of weather in Charlottesville at a local coffee shop tonight O Catnar?

MEEEOW MEOW MEOW! Translation: “Snow job in Charlottesville!”

Sis Boom BAH Catnar! Extrapolate O stubbly slough shedding Swammy!

Catnar: What sticks to the bottom of your shoes, leaving said coffee shop 50 bucks lighter, and it ain’t white or cold?

I don’t know, O Ostentatious Orating Orange One, what sticks to the bottom of your shoes, leaving said coffee shop 50 bucks lighter, and it isn’t white or cold? Please construe for the community, oh Cheetohs channeling Cheetah!

Catnar: It ain’t no counterfeit conservative chocolate croissant, oh deliciously dense dummy! No amount of fluffy white stuff can unstick a four-year record of funky fetid failures.

It’s like Husky doo-doo! Don’t be a naughty Eskimo.
Save your money and don’t go to that show.
Watch out where the Huskies go, and don’t you eat that yellow faux!

Now open my can of Friskies you promised!

And there we have it folks, sage advice from a prickly prognosticating pettifogging puss.

The moral of this story is you can buy a lot of Friskies for 50 bucks, but you can’t \squeeze 50 bucks worth of success out of Bob Good’s four years in Congress. So look out the window or check your email to find where the snow is coming from!

Apologies to Carnac the Magnificent! And Good luck to Bob in purr-suit of getting “your” seat back- I get to recycle all my posts!

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