Blubbering Bob's Big Ballot Blowout

Bob's loses for the third time and he's out. OPINION

BOB’S AND HIS NARRATIVE GET THE BOOT.

Blubberin’ Bob Good cried foul on his own people counting ballots and in charge of a ballot box that was overlooked in a Lynchburg Precinct and claimed his opponent had stuffed it with… seven ballots!

Bob lost on Primary night, he lost again the night the vote was certified, and after charging $96,500.00 bucks for a recount, he’s lost again. Bob is literally the 3X loser.

Reports that the tallies from across the district are turning out as certified are coming in, with a possible pick-up of several Bob’s votes to McGuire.

Bob has begged for money and appealed for $150 grand for this recount. It looks like he rolled the dice to blame McGuire for cheating to pay off his campaign debt. Bob is inherently deceptive. He crapped out here. Now, he owes the State of Virginia big. While many would love to see Bonnie and Clyde on the State Farm shoveling manure on the prison garden if they can’t pay, the rumor is Steve Bannon sold enough cigarettes in prison to cover the tab.

Bob finally conceded, sort of, but not before spending the week ranting out his failed narratives that McGuire stole the election. Now we absolutely know Bob is full of ‘malarkey.’ He has shown no class during this primary and seems as if he is out to convince the world he is narcissistic. If he had conceded on Primary night, he might have had a shot at running for another office. Now he is in debt and looks like a third-grader throwing a fit that the other kid has his toy. He has brought shame on himself and embarrassed the 5th District.

Is Bob obsessive? Does Bob have a messiah complex? What now for the Domionist who was to deliver the USA to the rule of Moses’ Law in order to usher in the Perusia (Yep, that’s Dominionism)? Will he ask, “Why hath thou forsaken me?” and beat his chest?

And what of his crew Bonnie and Clyde? Those CONsultants who fabricated ammo to assail the McGuire Campaign so they could keep their six-figure salaries? Will they now be unifiers seeking their next hit job?

Bonnie and Clyde’s last ride?

Below is Bob’s work week, which he spent espousing conspiracies. Bob doxxed McGuire’s observers while having all his usual suspects, from the Shores to the Boyers, looking for some error they could use to drag the recount out. They came up empty-handed. Bonnie and Clyde Strategies and Bob Good only got one confirmation today: their entire campaign exercise in projection failed. Being it is normal for them, they seem to think everyone else does what they do.

Anyway, Bob Good is done. In a year, no one will even remember him because he has no legacy of success. Good’s vanity and pride have wasted crucial weeks for the Republican ticket in Virginia to move on and prepare for November. Hopefully, it hasn’t cost Virginia a win on the various seats, including the House and Senate, and for Trump in November. Bob has always been about Bob, and thankfully, that is over.

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