Orange Cat Bad is in the Race.
Fur’s gonna Fly for the 10th Senate seat Special Primary! Humor
As previously posted, OCB is throwing his collar into the ring. As he is no procatstinator, he’s announcing his run for the District 10 Senate seat that will soon be vacated if John McGuire wins the 5th Congressional race tomorrow.
Amanda Chase is raising money, Winsome Sears is stumping, Duane Adams is laying his groundwork, and Shayne Snavely is doggin’ it; everybody is elbowing with the Trump campaign to get some attention, so you can’t expect OCB to be catatonic!
OCB is busy doing oppohission research on the competition and fine-tuning his platform. O.R. shouldn’t be difficult as all these candidates have an easy trail to follow and OCB has a keen eye and a decent sniffer. It’s hard to hide anything from him. Expect some shaneful facts that will duane the blood from their faces as OCB chases down their records.
Background checks are always a great place to start when checking out politicians, especially since RPV doesn’t vet anyone. The first step was making sure he knew who the other candidates are and the correct spelling of names:
It seems like the field is already a little tense. Folks, this is going to be quite the contest. OCB has plenty of attitude, and he likes kittin’ around. This cat earned his stripes by insulting all sorts of critters, and he is particularly fond of picking on rats, mice, and squawking birds.
Can we expect a debate? Time will be short but OCB has great reflexes and always lands on his feet. Maybe a reader can suggest a venue for Furum.
OCB will show these other canned-a-dates that they aren’t the only ones who can successfully follow a script!
Next week, OCB will release his personal hiss-tory, professional accomplishments, and platform.
Watch for those signs- you’ll know when you see an OCB yard sign it’s a real cat house!
In the meantime, get out there and vote for Orange Man Bad!
Don’t be disappointed when he wins; the DemocRats will play the delay-and-steal game, but there will be considerable pushback this time. Say your prayers, drag your lazy friends to the polls! OCB doesn’t want any more cat-eating criminals in the Country.
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