Backstabbin' Bob Serves Up Endorsement Nothing Burger!

Some facts, a little opinion, and a pinch of satire in this recipe on Big Boy Bob's stale endorsement of Trump (after he stabbed him in the back).

BOB OFFERS A NOTHIN’ BURGER, BUT YOU GET HIS BLADE IN THE BACK.

Backstabbin’ Bob has served up quite a menu- maybe a little redundant like Bubba’s from Forrest Gump; rather than shrimp, he serves up backstabbings: Some Trump backstabbing, McCarthy backstabbin’, backstabbin’ Speaker Johnson, and a poke in Ron DeSantis by switching sides faster than you can say, well, ‘backstabbing!’ Bob’s Big Boy britches are checkered with backstabbin’s.

Bob deliberately chose the day the Democrats indicted Donald Trump in their Lawfare campaign to remove him from the ballot to stab him in the back. Bob thought he could pump the DeSantis elevator booties to glory.

Bob got his seat because of Trump’s endorsement and cash from him. Now Bob is circulating old pics of himself with DJT before he endorsed DeSantis before DeSantis announced. Bob calls John McGuire a liar, but here he is misrepresenting himself as pro-Trump when he went full in with the Never Trumpers, hoping the Democrat's Lawfare bid would wipe Trump from the ballot. Backstabbin’ Big Boy Bob is a damn liar!

Bob took 2.5 million from McCarthy’s machine and stabbed him in the back. If Bob believed McCarthy was so bad, why did he accept the cash from him in the first place? Maybe because Bob ‘No Bills’ Good is more interested in having his plum high-paying Congressional job than McCarthy’s or anyone else’s politics.

Bob, as I mentioned in the last post, slobbered all over Mike Johnson in his endorsement to get you to look away from the fact Bob’s Big Nothing Burger leaves Republicans with a fragile and razor-thin majority. Now he flipped again and says he wants to “vacate” him! Imagine if Johnson quit like McCarthy; you should because Bob hasn’t any foresight or political instincts of his own! One thing you can say for Johnson is that at least he gets some things done! Bob hasn’t gotten anything done, so he distracts you by shifting your attention to others! It’s called gaslighting, and it is the favorite tool of lying Democrats.

Most of all, Big Boy Bob backstabs the people he made the promise to serve- that he would turn back the Leftist tide that he said Denver Riggleman represented. Bob vacated Riggleman but doesn’t want to be ‘vacated’ himself even though he is less effective than liberal Riggleman! Whatever your opinion of Riggleman, he did get bills passed into law. Bob’s record is a Big Nothing Burger. Now Bob is lying and saying Riggleman is funding and supporting McGuire’s campaign! Did he make this up out of thin air? The timing here is amusing because this empty claim comes right after I mentioned Riggleman’s better record as a legislator in a back-and-forth on McGuire’s FB wall with some Goodites, including Rick and Adam Boyer. Look for yourself. Check the date. Haha.

The only work Bob does effectively is in his passion for his job security by attempting to install as many lackey chairmen in his district’s local republican county committee units as possible to control the delegate vote at the district committee level. An upcoming post will deal with this in depth.

Backstabbing the people who helped you get where you are is the worst form of cowardice and deception. Bob called Navy SEAL John McGuire a coward. John served his country; Bob served himself. Bob calls John McGuire a liar; Bob is projecting, deflecting, and equivocating.

Bob is a liar- he has not done a thing to earn the tax dollars we pay him to fulfill his promise. Many people say Bob is creepy, and the fact nobody wants to work with him on the Hill seems to affirm this characterization. According to sources, they also think he is dumb. Given his ‘but Johnny does it too claims’ about who McGuire is taking money from without a shred of evidence and his inability to get cooperation and walk a bill through the process, who can dismiss this as mere rumor?

Trump knows Bob is untrustworthy- read about it here.

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